If you really feel the urge to contact him, you can by email at peter@eastessexmcc.freeserve.co.uk.

Not a lot hasn't been said about this fella!  One of the 'long distance' members coming from Barnsley, he has never been 'out-done' in any conversation.  He loves women, beer, bikes, and life in general - and in huge quantities!  The photo was also taken in Zoetermeer.  Nigel has his own company fitting bathrooms for the unsuspecting public of Wakefield and area! Has finally been tamed by the lovely Natalie. Who has now enlisted the help of another fine lady, Becky to tame the man. Some hope! Likes dancing, note the 'River Dance' photo. Even at weddings this boy can seriously pose! Staggers the lot of us by constantly turning up to events from Yorkshire (he must like us!). Pet hates include tents that don't fit together as per instructions! Mind you we can't see his gripe as he usually gets his bitches to put it up while he watches sipping delicately from a bottle of Becks whilst reclining on a grassy knoll! Why is he called 'lucky'? because he is!

You can contact her on mels_blackbird@yahoo.com

He's the friendly face of the local AA (Automobile Association that is, not Alcoholics Anonymous)!  He can bleed yer nipples quicker than a ferret down a drainpipe (if you can pin him down to ever do it that is!). Rumour has it he lives at the foot of someone's garden with our resident gnomes Eric, Everard, and Gonnerear (see below!). Has the world championship belt and title at bike kicking. Can crack a side panel with one kick! loves caravans, except at rallies. Has  recently formed the 'Caravan Spotters Society' Great Britain (TWATS for short). States its his lifelong ambition to spot a '1972 14ft Abbey' (Whatever that is!). Known affectionately as 'Pop Up'. Got a nice young lady now ,hence the armchair but we reckon it won't be long before June tries her hand (well she's done that already!!). Problem is that June keeps falling over and breaking limbs and hasn't been on his bike yet. All you have to do is say 'no' June!

Now what can be said about our Della? Hmm.... likes to ride into ditches at the smallest invitation hence her nick name 'Ditch Monster'. Since joining the club she is always amongst the first to volunteer her services for any club activity. Even more willing to get her tits out at every and any opportunity. Runs on neat Southern Comfort. Known to get very pissed stagger off and barf up in the nearest tent. Very keen to take on a committee position in the club so watch this space! Having said that, she does a stonking job with her other half Trevor obtaining the clubs T shirts. Della will realise one day that she is more liked and respected than she could ever imagine. She is a character who doesn't realise her true potential!

Ian is the Welsh connection in the club and rides his outfit which has a leaning sidecar like a solo. His wife Astrid also rides so you could say that he has the best of both worlds. This photo was taken on a ride out to H.G.B. Motorcycles when he opted to take out this strange looking beast from the collection of bikes on offer! He is looking pleased with himself because he had just gone round and round a round about and got everything on the deck! Chuffing Nora! Social work is his game when not riding. Unlike the good old Rotwieller he will give you back your kids!

Big John as he like to be called hails from Edinburgh. He is more Scottish than the Loch Ness Monster. We reckon that he is a distant relative of said beastie! He is so old that he reckons he used to play with the 'Elgin Marbles' when he was a wee laddie!Thinks nothing of riding down to the Arse in the Grass rally in Essex even if it does take him two days!  Seen here, funnily enough at a recent 'Arse', with a coffee in his hand. Doesn't drink Scotch but will never refuse a cider! Has been voted an honorary member each year up to 2005. In recognition of the esteem and affection that the club hold this old Scottish relic he was voted in as one of only three life members to the club at the 2005 A.G.M. in January. Big John is a part time actor and must have been miffed when he and his good lady were nearly evicted so his landlord could rent out his apartment to some famous 'actors' of Coronation Street fame one Edinburgh Festival week!!

This is what drinking 15 pints of lager does to him. Actually he was caught off camera staring at a bare maiden with lovely jubblies at the recent B.M.F. Show. Works for B.T. social life allowing. A stalwart of the club having joined it when the Ark was floated and before he needed a shaver (for his legs!). Currently foot loose and fancy free and says he would like to hear from any sex starved, bike mad, rich and beautiful ladies out there who fancy swinging their leg over him, I mean, his (or their own) bike! Phone no's and photos to the club E mail address please!!?? Another member who commands total respect for riding after picking up horrendous injuries to his leg many years ago.

Man mountain and club chef at rallies. Known to take a mobile canteen in his trailer big enough to supply the needs of the 5th armoured brigade! Trouble is, no bugger will do the washing up for him. Has a simple philosophy in life, friends mean everything to this guy. Sometimes he gets sold short. Poor boy is suffering from narcolepsy and has only recently got his licence back to ride his bike. This photo was taken at the B.M.F. Show. Note the mobile phone, he has just taken a phone order to go! Has now split with Laura sadly and we don't see as much of  him as we would like. Rectify said problem Simon.

Another copper in the club. Mad bugger works in London. His fireblade has more extras than the Bike Show put together and then some! Still, he never rides above 70mph (except if the day ends in a 'Y'). Taken up the mantle of Secretary now that he and his other half Carrie have seen the light and moved nearer to take up residence in Colchester. Has a new Fireblade even dodgier than the one pictured!

Don't laugh, she rode the bloody thing across India for charity and then had the gall to import it back to blighty! She is a driving test examiner when not looning around on her trusty steed. Has to be physically restrained when she sights a bungee run. Hankering to be a DSA motorcycle examiner in addition to cars but can't control herself when she views a bloke in tight fitting leathers! We don't see enough of Mandy (easy son!) at the club but we know she loves us all to bits as we do her!

Just like her bike this lady is very different. If you bruise easily don't mess with her because she packs as much punch as a Sherman tank on heat! At the moment she is learning to ride. She has her CBT booked, Watch this space. Being one of Wally's offspring (We think the oldest) she comes with quite a reputation. Has a guy in tow called Darren (Daz, to his mates), believe us when we say he does what he is told! She does a nice line in very naughty underwear parties , sorry exotic lingerie, if you are interested. Shyness is not in her vocabulary! You will not find a more loyal friend.

Another rallyist in the club. A bit of a dart player rumour has it. When not riding his Hog to rallies with his other half he works for a local builder in Clacton. Likes handbags of all types and will show you his collection at the slightest hint or the offer of a pint. We managed to pin him down with one of his favourite numbers for a photo at last years bonfire night extravaganza! "Ooohh, nice Paul!"

What can you say about a lady who rides her own Harley? And she does rallies as well! When not accompanying her other half around the rally circuit she drives a van delivering parts. Can never find a hand bag at home when she wants one though! Very secretive, well she must be because we have yet to get some photos of her. Does her best to conceal her other half's fetish for handbags with very little success. She is above with Paul, at least we've got her bike! 

Nothing at all strange about this particular member! We asked him for a pen picture when he joined and he also enclosed a rather fetching photo of him engaged in his other hobby of talking to poles. He found this poor hapless pole stuck in a river and after spending three hours asking it if it wanted help he was pretty pissed off that the pole ignored him and all offers of assistance as you can see from the photo!???? ("Dave, I think we need a word mate!"). Still, it could be worse, he might have been into pole dancing!! Dunno what Dave does for a living, we believe its something hush hush in the tobacco industry. When not riding will mess about on any water he can find (in a boat you muppets!) He won't mind us mentioning this but our Dave deserves total respect fighting off serious cancer illness and just refusing to lie down and roll over. Probably he is our most respected member going through what he does each and every day. When he speaks, we listen. Nuff said!

Nigel's other and many would say, better third (not me mate!) along with the lovely 'Becks'.. So mad that she has been known to run a 'hatters' tea party doing all the leading roles herself. She has chucked in her job in health and beauty to work with Nigel in his bathroom and kitchen suppliers empire (actually, she just wants to keep an eye on him but who can blame her?). On a serious note, members will already have noticed that she thinks nothing of coming to club events form South Yorkshire, often at the drop of a hat. Not a lot else to say, is there?! She likes rallies as you can see from some of her photos. Other half of the infamous 'Hiawatha' singing duo and captured on camera  at a lunch break with her co star and an eager fan waiting for her autograph.

What can be said about Paul or 'SYKO' as he likes to be called. This member is the clubs resident expert on all matters to do with S and M, bondage, fetish and just about any other form of sexual activity invented or thought of in some dark corner of the realm! When not thinking about such matters 'Syko' is a qualified chartered accountant believe it or not, though he is considering chucking it all in for a less demanding job like a dustman! Doesn't know it yet, but he is going to be doing the treasurers job soon! A legend in his own imagination is this lad. Likes having his 'pubes' ripped out with duck tape and has re written the books on hair removal from awkward places! In 2005 Syko finally succumbed and is now our treasurer!

Pete is another member who has returned to the fold after many years in the wilderness (Partner who doesn't like bikes and kids who don't!). Back with a bang and can be relied upon to do everything from club nights day runs and rallies. What a guy! Likes to destroy Hayabusa and Schuberth helmets with reckless abandon. Loves his current bike and always gets off it with a cheesy grin on his boat race! His bike must be the best Trident left in the country. In the process of completing the good restoration work done by Glen and Nigel to turn it into a real thoroughbred. Not the quickest bike on the planet but oozing character, a mirror of its owner!

A ****ing huge bike for a lass with an equally big personality. Larger than life she roves around the Essex countryside in a police traffic car. Is known not to nick motorcycles and rumour has it that one got let off at speeds in excess of 150 mph! Luck barsteward! We don't think it matters to mention that when not working, doing EEMCC events she is also President of the Blue Knights England II Chapter. Will drink anyone to a standstill with room to spare if challenged. Likes doing long distance weekend runs (like Croatia!) so the Wildcat Rally in John O Groats will be a doddle for her.

Also an Essex Police traffic officer yet another friendly understanding face on the bye ways of Essex. Rides his 'Wing' in ways that they ought not to be and a very hard act to follow if you don't concentrate hard! Richard is Tracey's other half and the two of them do a lot of good for the image of the police when it comes to biking relations with the public. Richard is the Vice President of the Blue Knights England II chapter. Another rider who believes a bike is for all year and not just Great Bentley on a Wednesday evening (providing there are no rain clouds and you leave before it gets dark!???).

Joined the club on 16th February 2005 having passed his test that afternoon. Keen or what! We reckon its going to be bad stopping him from attending just about every thing except of course when he's on the high seas playing 'Captain Pugwash' with the sailor boys at Trinity House. Can't tie a reef knot to save his life and most of the time hasn't a clue what port the boat is in as he spends his working hours in the galley of the boat as a slave preparing the grub. Hmmm....looks like a good candidate to run the club barbies! At just over 6ft 4ins he has been fitted with retractable legs for riding his pride and joy!

Also joined the club on the same day as Simon being his cousin. Reckons to have screwed a ton out of the Cagiva. The way he rides we believe him! Works for The Book Service at Frating. When not stuck in some book he can normally be found on his bike. Another new member who just might show the oldies a thing or two!  We can't wait to see him lose his virginity at his first bike rally.